Walked in the Pub ordered a pint
Put it on the table
Oh oh oho oh
Put it on the table
Oh oh oho oh
Sat alone for an hour or more
So talked to Mabel
Oh oh oho oh
Poor Mabel
Who spilt my beer, who spilt my beer?
I'm asking you to tell the [bad word] 
Who spilt my beer?
(X2)
Second and third and a fourth all came to an end
Oh oh oho oh
very quick end
Got the call of mother nature
WQent to see her friend
Oh oh oho oh
Its closing time again
Who spilt my beer, who spilt my beer?
I'm asking you to tell the [bad word] 
Who spilt my beer?
(X2) [bad word] on in
Lets go buy me a beer
If one of you dosn't own up pretty soon, I'm gonna be very angry
Who spilt my beer, who spilt my beer?
I'm asking you to tell the [bad word] 
Who spilt my beer?
(X4)