Payback is overdue
So much for the I.O.U.
My head is stuck underneath God’s thumb
I guess that makes me the lucky one

I am the lucky one
I am [bad word] the jokes on me, I’m the lucky one

Stupidity is a constant trend
Murphy and I have [bad word] best friends
Hooray for dreams gone before [bad word] Hooray for me I’m the lucky one

sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one

I am the lucky one
I am [bad word] the jokes on me, I’m the lucky one