Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid 

I've been working on a [bad word] called "Grounds For Divorce" 
Whoah 
Polishing [bad word] that I hold in my sleeve 
Whoah 
 [bad word] him on sticks but then he kicks like a horse 
Whoah 
There's a Chinese cigarette case and the rest you can keep 
and the rest you can keep 
and the rest you can keep 

There's a hole in my neighborhood 
down which of late I cannot help but fall 
There's a hole in my neighborhood 
down which of late I cannot help but fall 

Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid 

There's this whispering of jokers doing "Flesh by the Pound" 
To a [bad word] of supporters from the little town halls 
There'll be twisted karaoke at the Aniseed Lounge 
And I'll bring you further roses but it does you no good 
and it does me no good 
and it does you no good 

There's a hole in my neighborhood 
down which of late I cannot help but fall 
There's a hole in my neighborhood 
down which of late I cannot help but fall 
There's a hole in my neighborhood 
down which of late I cannot help but fall 
There's a hole in my neighborhood 
down which of late I cannot help but fall 

Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid