I got an e-mail from Miss 
 Must be the cutest girl that I've never seen 
 black lace teddy - longest hair - highest heels 
 Well no big deal - I've got to see this for real 

 E-mail baby can't you see 
 E-mail love between you & me 
 E-mail baby can't you see 

 Agreed to meet in Paris - I booked a flight 
 And on the Eiffel-tower someone said hi 
 The women's clothing - guess that wasn't a lie 
 The rest of her turned out to be a guy 

 E-mail baby can't you see 
 E-mail love between you & me 
 E-mail baby can't you see 

 E-mail baby can't you see 
 E-mail love between you & me 
 E-mail baby can't you see