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Paul Wesley on KIIS FM, Monday 9th May, 7am.

Male DJ: Well, I don’t know how this got past me but apparently the staff here has just booked Dudes [bad word] in this week.
Female DJ: Yeah, a tough week.
Paul: I heard you requested it.
Male DJ: Laughs. Yeah, that’s what a lot - people think that but I can tell you it’s not [bad word]  The um, the exciting thing here is, you know, they’ve got - we’ve got - Steven [bad word] in and right now, Vampire Diaries’s Paul Wesley has joined us.
Paul: Hi, everybody.
Female DJ: Hi.
Male DJ: Good to see you, my friend. Thank you [bad word] in.
Paul: Thank you, thank you for having me.
Male DJ: Good looking kid, this Paul.
Female DJ: Yes, he is.
Male DJ: Now I understand why all the girls came in for the first time ever in wedge shoes and a lot of - it’s a lot of make-up for this hour.
Paul: The guys are wearing wedge shoes.
DJs laugh.
Male Dj: That’s only our security guy, Rodger. So, if you’ve never seen Vampire Diaries, it is on the CW and it is - it’s a little…forgive me if this offends you but I’m just trying to frame up the show…
Paul: Uh-oh.
Male DJ: It’s a little Gossip Girl meets 90210 - 
Paul: Stop right there.
Male DJ: Meets Saved By The Bell - 
Paul: Stop-What?! No, I’m just kidding.
Female DJ laughs.
Male DJ: …meets vampires! Right? It’s a little - it’s got a little bit of everything.
Paul: I’m gonna agree with you.
Female DJ: Little bit of [bad word] Blood.
Male DJ: Little bit of [bad word] Blood.
Paul: Yeah, alright. Meets Mad Men. No, I’m kidding, I’m just kidding.
Male DJ: Meets a love triangle.
Paul: Meets a love triangle. No, it’s uh… uh… I guess it’s all those things.
Male DJ: It’s all those things.
Paul: Yeah, I suppose. I’ve never really - 
Male DJ: You’re a vampire - you’re the good vampire.
Paul: That’s, uh, subjective. I think he’s, um, he’s, yes, he’s like the good guy but I think he has some darkness inside of him [bad word] out once in a while. I’ve done some bad things.
Male DJ: Yeah, so how do you - you don’t get your blood… you drank it once, though, right?
Paul: I actually drink blood from - no, I continuously drink it.
Male DJ: But from a pack, like a satchel.
Paul: Well, right now, I go and get it from like, bunnies and like, deer and certain animals but I - but I’m the guy that does not kill, uh, you know, does not feed on humans.
Male DJ: That’s kind of the short end of the vampire stick. I’d wanna be a killer.
Paul: But now I actually get blood from the girl that plays my girlfriend.
Male DJ: Oh, that’s cool.
Female DJ: She’s the blood bank.
Paul: Yeah, she’s my donor.
Female DJ: Your donor.
Paul: Yeah. So, um…
Male DJ: Would you bite Ellen (female DJ)?
Paul: Ellen, how do you feel about that?
Ellen: I would love that.
Paul: I - really? Last time - can I tell you a little thing that happened last time I bit somebody?
Female DJ: What?
Paul: The girl was utterly repulsed. I did it on a whim, it was at a bar.
Male DJ: And she was [bad word] 
Paul: No, I slobbered on her arm, it was [bad word] 
Female DJ: Oh, really? That’s okay, it’s okay.
Paul: I don’t think you want me slobbering on your arm.
Female DJ: I have to warn you, you don’t wanna bite me because I had a spray tan and it would taste horrible.
Male DJ: I did too.
Paul: I love the taste of spray tan.
Male DJ: I’m gonna play a clip from Vampire Diaries.

Clip: STEFAN: We kept Elena human, right? We found a way when there was no way. Hey… I will do this.
DAMON: You wanna do something for me? Keep this from Elena. The last thing she needs is another grave to mourn.

Male DJ: Is that you?
Paul: So, the last guy speaking…
Male DJ: Was you.
Paul: …was not me.
Male DJ: Was not you. The beginning was.
Paul: I’m the cooler guy that sounds bette