Today's all burnt toast
 [bad word] late and dad jokes
 Has anybody seen my left shoe?
 Close my eyes take a bite
 Grab a ride laugh out loud
 There it is up on the roof

 I've been there I survived
 So just take my advice

 Hang in there, baby
 Things are crazy,
 But I know your future's bright
 Hang in there, baby
 There's no maybe,
 Everything turns out alright
 Sure life is up and down,
 But [bad word] me, [bad word] back around
 You’re gonna love who you turn out to be

 Woo!

 [bad word]  loud crash
 Someone’s gonna pay for that
 Why's everyone looking at me?
 Trouble in paradise
 Skating on melted ice
 Please don't take away my TV

 I've been there I survived
 So just take my advice

 Hang in there, baby
 Things are crazy,
 But I know your future's bright
 Hang in there, baby
 There's no maybe,
 Everything turns out alright
 Sure life is up and down,
 But [bad word] me, [bad word] back around
 You’re gonna love who you turn out to be

 Someone who gets along
 Can keep you moving on
 That's what I’m here for
 Say anything, you can say anything
 Cause I've been there

 Hang in there, baby
 Things are crazy,
 But I know your future's bright
 Hang in there, baby
 There's no maybe,
 Everything turns out alright
 Sure life is up and down,
 But [bad word] me, [bad word] back around
 You’re gonna love who you turn out to be

 Hang in there, baby
 Things are crazy,
 But I know your future's bright
 Hang in there, baby
 There's no maybe,
 Everything turns out alright
 Sure life is up and down,
 But [bad word] me, [bad word] back around
 You’re gonna love who you turn out to be

 Take it from me
 Hang in there, baby