If I was gonna be a power ranger
I would be the white power ranger
But if I was a pope
I would be

Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't no short, he ain't no tall
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty [bad word] wicked
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's got a set of enormous balls
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty [bad word] wicked

If I was a polar bear
I would eat human heads
But if I was a pope
I would be

Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't no short, he ain't no tall
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty [bad word] wicked
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's got a set of enormous balls
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty [bad word] wicked

I want to have  with boys
I want to have  with girls
If I'm going to abstain from 
Then I'd better be the [bad word] pope