Redhead at the office – Blond at the discount store [bad word] wife’s friend – Bald woman from rehab
Thin girl from college – Thick girl from marriage
Fit girl from dreams – [bad word] girl from here

Slipped between your sandal and foot [bad word] the gums so it exposed the root
Got on [bad word] – Got off [bad word] – Got on [bad word] 
Show by the boss – Show by the squares
Show by the masses – Show by the heirs
Tune with no balls – Tune with no teeth
Tune with no bite – Tune with no reach

Slipped between your sandal and foot [bad word] the gums so it exposed the root
Got on [bad word] – Got off [bad word] – Got on [bad word] 
Green light from here until Venice
Slaughterhouse march down the promenade
They told you no so you invited a chemist
Joyful dance past prison bars