And what a [bad word] waste of a day
We just lay around and waste away
Because when that sun goes down it's bottoms up
We try to reach the bottom of the endless cup

Everybody's getting older, but no one's growing up
BADA BA BA BADA BA BADA BADA BA OOOH! 
BADA BA BA BADA BA BADA BADA BA OOOH! 
As the weather's getting colder, the room starts heating up
BADA BA BA BADA BA BADA BADA BA OOOH! 
BADA BA BA BADA BA BADA BADA BA OOOH! 

Kev's hair just keeps falling out and Chris just keeps getting fatter
But from where I sit now, on this rickety stool, none of that [bad word] really matters because
This is our Versailles
Palace on the swamp

Listen to me: for a nominal fee you can have anything you want
What matters the most is the backdrop ghost circling your floating corpse at the end of the haunt

Never forming pleasantry

I'm so [bad word] I can't feel a thing

Pledge your allegiance to the [bad word] swamp king!
 [bad word] as [bad word] Dumb as all get out
So pucker up those pretty lips of yours and
Kiss my [bad word] and shut your mouth

Sometimes a knife right through your heart is exactly what you need
Sometimes the things that your ashamed of make you who you're supposed to be

Listen to me: for a nominal fee you can have anything you want
We'll remain here
We'll remain here forever and always
What matters the most is the backdrop ghost circling your floating corpse at the end of the haunt
We'll remain here
We'll remain here forever and always

Like a million other soldiers on a thousand other battlefields we wait
Wait for the dawn
Like a million other soldiers yes we wait

This is our Versailles
Palace on the swamp
This is our Versailles