Break a mirror, roll the dice
   [bad word] with scissors through a chip pan firefight
    Go into business with a grizzly bear
    But just don’t sit down cause i’ve moved your chair

    Find a well known hard man and start a fight
    Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
    [bad word] a circular hole 
    With a peg that’s square
    But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair

    Oooh yeah yeah yeah

    Bite the lightning
    And tell me how it tastes
    Kung fu fighting on your roller skates
    Do the macarena in the devil’s lair
    But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair

    Oooh yeah yeah yeah