I dont want to work

I want to bang on the [bad word] all day

I dont want to play

I just want to bang on the [bad word] all day

Ever since I was a tiny boy

I dont want no candy

I dont need no toy

I took a stick and an old coffee can

I bang on that thing til I got

Blisters on my hand because

When I get older they think Im a fool

The teacher told me I should stay after school

She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands

But my licks was so hot

I made the teacher wanna dance

And thats why

Listen to this

Every day when I get home from work

I feel so [bad word] 
The boss is a jerk

And I get my sticks and go out to the shed

And I pound on that [bad word] like it was the bosss head

Because

I can bang that [bad word] 
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it? 

I can do this all day