"Female Hercules"

Well I met a little gal on a cherry street 
she had lots of curves and she looked so neat 
I took her in my car and I could not wait 
to take that gal on a moonlight date 
I thought she was the kind that I'd like to squeeze 
she was just a female Hercules. 

Well I put my arm around her and I pulled her up tight 
she began to scratch and to kick and to bite 
she hollered "Now, bud, you better take me home 
I'm not the kind of gal that likes to roam" 
I thought she was the kind that I'd like to squeeze 
she was just a female Hercules. 

Well I tore out [bad word]  right across a field 
kickin' up the dust like an automobile 
my shirt [bad word]  up and down my back 
every step I took she done and give me a whack 
I'm tellin' you boys I was cuttin' the breeze [bad word]  from this female Hercules. 

Well she threw me on the ground and I heard my knee crack 
I twisted my arms like to broke my back 
she threw me on the ground like a sack of meal 
and then she picked me up by the back of my heel 
I'm tell you boys she really gave me a tussle 
all of them curves weren't nothin' but muscle . 

Well... I woke up the next mornin' in a hospital bed 
two black eyes and a knot on my head 
teeth were all loose I had a brace on my neck 
I felt like I had just been in a wreck 
I'm tellin' you boys I was cuttin' the breeze [bad word]  from this female Hercules.