Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes 
Conversation, Mississippi related, he's searching for the softball diamond. 

Prancin' like a bad [bad word] who never seen a church house, another jolly face in the choir. 

He's reaching and a kissin her mouth 
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes

Screamin' at the cousin that never gets no lovin', the hairy monkeys covered tonight
Falling over tables, a black eye with no way home
And pouting underneath the street lights

He's reaching and a kissin her mouth 
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes 
And no-one seems to like it out loud 
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes