I want to keep my money

And give away absolutely nothing

To the government who moderates my spending

and obliterates depending on what time of the year
 [bad word] is near

in the form of [bad word] tax

I'd rather take a [bad word] axe

to my face, blow up this place

with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute

If I could write off your murder

I'd save all of my receipts

because I'd rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I'd rather you be dead

I'd rather you be dead 

Prepare the laser-beam

I'm gonna use it tonight

Engage the laser-beam

It's gonna end your life

I'm gonna use it tonight

If I could write off your murder

I'd save all of my receipts

because I'd rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I'd rather you be dead

I'd rather you be dead

Be dead now X3

Be dead