Iwakan zukume no ai (koi?) e to ochita otoko No nounai kankyou ha
Atama (kobe?) to iu etai no shirenai mono ni Okasarete [bad word]  sore kara wa

Doushiyou mo naku kare e to tsukusu aijou Hyougen wo
Seigyo [bad word] no komonsensu [bad word] Sense) nado ga sonzai [bad word] Hazumonainode

Boudai na taigai no inosento (innocent) na Kanjouron wo buchimaketa kotonoha no naka
Dounika kounika ai no seitousei kakunin [bad word] Ningen [bad word]  sai (tsumi)

“Futsuu” de [bad word] mainichi [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] sayonara bai bai
Hinichijou nozomi heion [bad word] hyouri ittai Na kono shinzou
“Dokokani shigeki wa nai kana” nante Uragaeshi no jibun ni tou yo
Jimon jitou, jimon tadou, tamon jitou roguin (Login) shi, aaaa

Tada honno teki ni KIRE chatte, demo iitai Koto ha “shine” dakede
Itainde, sasatte, nagutte, jihanki mo [bad word] Ki ni natte
Ranobe mo anime mo ge-mu mo manga mo Kadota mo Togusa mo
Imasugu kochira e tobikonde mite!

Mou daradara ni nacchatte~
Tonikaku hitodakamacchatte~
Kyouretsu na kyara ni buttonde~

Bakasawagi no Ikebukuro

Kyouretsu teki ni medacchatte~
Koukoku hito ni kubachatte~
Mou Roshiaa Sushi kuchatte yo!
Ikitai kedo kane nai!

Dakkan zukume no yume kara sameta Watashi no nounai kankyou ga
Rabu to iu etai no shirenai mono ni okasarete [bad word] sore kara wa

Doushiyou mo naku hitori wo [bad word] Hanzaikoui wo
Jichou [bad word] tame no rimitta- (limiter) nado wo [bad word] to iu doryoku mo shinai no de

Taigai ha yuugai na inosento (innocent) na Daisaigai wo furimaita ego wo haramase
Dounika kounika genzai jousei hikkakimawasu Hidane wo te ni tsukande you da

Koukai zukume no ano koro [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] sayonara beibe-
Genjitsu chokushi to genjitsu touhi no hyouri Ittai na kono shinzou
Dokokani yoi jou (musume??? idfk) inai kana Nante uragaeshi no jibun ga tou yo
Jikokeno jikogisei jikoanji norikonde aaaa

Tada joushikiteki ni kangaete, demo [bad word] kototte nainde
Iyanande, hikyoude, yowakute, hitojichi [bad word] ki ni natte
Douni mo kouni mo nicchi mo sacchi mo acchi Mo kocchi mo
Imasugu koko kara tobi dase!!

Moumoku teki ni kiracchatte~
Ansatsu yotei tsukucchatte~
“Shin yado kaere” iware chatte~

Choutokudai no arashi mate!

Shoudouteki ni tsukucchatte~
Nandaka hitodaka machatte~
Mou daradara de icchatteyo! [bad word]  koube nai

Mou mitsudomoe ni nacchatte~
Soukan zu ga hirogacchatte~
Kyouretsu na machi ni buttonde~

Bakasawagi no Ikebukuro

Keikakuteki na shibacchatte~
Jibun no uchi ni sumasecchatte~
Mou rabu rabu de icchatte yo!
Ai ai ai ai ai!