Charlie Rich

I see a great big sign on a one-way street
Going down the wrong way, who do I meet?
big policeman a-walking his beat!
Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do is wrong, oh baby
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm going to get along
'Cos everything I do is wrong.

I'm busy getting ready for a big [bad word] like a madman, it's getting real late
I take a wrong turn, wind up in another state
Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do is wrong, oh baby
Everything I do is wrong
Just don't see how I'm going to get along
Everything I do is wrong.

Well I hate to be the type that's got [bad word] But every time I wash my car it's bound to rain
I take a trip North and catch a South-bound train
Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do is wrong, oh baby
Everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm going to get along
'Cos everything I do is wrong.