I'm hard, Jehovah said I'm barred from the pearly gates [bad word] him, I didn't want to go to Heaven anyway
I'm hard, Jehovah said I'm-
Now rewind this [bad word]  you know you can't help it

I'm hard, Jehovah said I'm barred from the pearly gates [bad word] him, I didn't want to go to Heaven anyway
Anyway

Hail Mary, [bad word] her, I never knew her
I'd probably [bad word] her, and dump her body in the sewer!

That's how we do it out here on this underground real [bad word] Now rewind this [bad word]  you know you can't help it [bad word]  what?
I'm hard!