Oh Santa
I've been waiting on you
That's funny kid
Because I've [bad word] for you

Oh Santa
I've been killing just for fun
Well the party's over kid
Because I
Because I got a bullet in my gun
bullet in your what?

Santa's got a bullet in his gun
You know it, Santa's got a bullet in his gun

Don't shoot me Santa Claus
I've been a clean living boy
I promise you
Did every little thing you asked me to
I can't believe the things I'm going through

Don't shoot me Santa Claus
Well no one else around believes me
But the children on the block they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy

Oh Santa
It's been a real hard year
There just ain't no gettin' around this
Life is hard
But look at me
I turned out alright

Hey Santa
Why don't we talk about it
Work it out
Believe me
This ain't what I wanted
I love all you kids, you know that [bad word]  I remember when you were just 10 years old
Playing out there in the desert
Just waiting for a sip of that sweet Mojave rain
In the sweet Mojave rain
The boy was on his own

Don't shoot me Santa Claus
I've been a clean living boy
I promise you
Did every little thing you asked me to
I can't believe the things I'm going through

Don't Shoot me Santa Claus
Well no one else around believes me
But the children on the block they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy

They had [bad word] So why can't you see?
I couldn't turn my cheek no longer
The sun is going down and Christmas is near
Just look the other way and I'll disappear forever

Woo!

Don't shoot me Santa Claus
Well no one else around believes me
But the children on the street they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy

Believe me
Santa
Santa