Say there darling,
How about a date
Let's go 'round the topless
I know one that ain't too far
And say there darling
Won't [bad word] along
You do just what I tell ya
And ya won't go wrong

Oh will you let me bite you earhole?
"Will I what?"
Would you let me feel your bristles?
"Will I what?"
I will tell you what me game is
If you tell me what your name is, will you?
"I will not"

Please don't think I'm
Trying to get fresh
Don't get so excited
You should be delighted
Now don't let's stand here
Wasting time with words
Your a dancer better
Than the other birds

Oh would you let me take your dress off?
"Will I what?"
Would you let me kiss you belly?
"Will I what?"
I will tell you what me game is
If you tell me what your name is, will you?
"I will not"

Just how much can a poor boy do
When he wants to shag a bird like you!

So would you let me take your drawrs off?
"Well, I might"
Would you let me stroke your [bad word] 
"Well, I'll think about it"
Now you know just what me game is
Will you tell me what your name is, will you?
"Oh allright, my name's Angie"
[Judge Dread]: "Really, that was my mothers name"
[Angie]: "Ya, I'll bet it was"
[J. D.]: [bad word] on, down this ally"
[A.] "What about that wall? I'll never get over that!"
[J. D.]: "Stop worrying, I'll give you a bone up!"
[A.]: "Ya, you bleedin' won't"
[J. D.]: "Here, seen one of these before?"
[A.]: "Yea, last time I had a [bad word] sausage!"
[J. D.]: "Bloody jeep, you wouldn't like it if the end of your nose was a wart!"
[A.]: "Here, you trying to get into my knickers?"
[J. D.]: "No, I don't think they'd fit me!"
[A.]: "Na, I suppose you wear old mens pants with a [bad word] flap in the back!"
[J. D.]: "Stop messin' about, it's cold and my knees are trembling!"
[A.]: "Really? I thought that was your false teeth rattling!"
[J. D.]: "Fess up, I wouldn't touch you with a broom stick!"
[A.]: "Anything would be better than that little sausage!"
[J. D.]: "Mind your bill, and make sure the dog catcher don't see you!"
[A.]: "Ah shut up you bag fat pig, or I'll tell me brothers!"
[J. D.]: "Tell all you like, I don't care!"
[A.]: "And me old man!"
[J. D.]:  [bad word] "
[A.]: "And me husband!"
[J. D.]: "Double [bad word] "