she's got the bejeezuz
bleeding from her arms
she's autostigmatismatic
she sets off car alarms

and she's got a harley
she hardly ever rides
through the eye of the hurricane
and she makes it out alive

she's a party on the everglades
she's endangered and dangerous

she's got a rooster teacosy
made of lead
amazing the neighborhood
she's growing houses in her head
and she's supernumerary
when [bad word] to all her men
sea planes land on her
and are never seen again

she's a party on the everglades
she makes me want to do something

I want to
I want to
I want to
I want to
I want to
I want to
die

My friend all want to meet her
but I don't like the mess
she's in another era
growing potatos in her dress

and she's something special
but I don't want to say
I'm building a statue of her
made out of special K

she's a party on the everglades
she's endangered and dangerous
and dangerous

she...