Step aside for the man
Better watch him 'fore you go down town
Up the side slip inside
Take a number, wait in line
Better speed it up
Down Lost and Found
Make it nice and fine all the time

Coz I'm a real nice guy
And I'm free as [bad word] To be a corn poem [bad word] Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
'n my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know I'm fine
Coz I work it all the time

Be real good while you can
If you're nasty you will get burned down
Take a ride with the tide
There's an ocean deep inside
Better learn to swim the backstroke freestyle
Make it feel good all the while

Coz I'm a real nice guy
And I'm free as [bad word] To be a cornpone [bad word] Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
'n my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know I'm fine
Coz I work it all the time

Coz I'm a real nice guy
And I'm free as [bad word] To be a corn-poned [bad word] Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
'n my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know I'm fine
Coz I work it all the time