He's a cool blond scheming trick
You want him so much
You feel sick
The boy can't help it
He really can't help it now
Teenage brandos stalk him in the halls
They tease him with cat calls
He's [bad word] Tom [bad word] Zack O'Tool

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What's that man doin with him
It's that guy
And he's screwin with him
Can he feel the  and sweat
He makes you cream your jeans
So you won't forget

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He drives a loaded jeep
With seats in the back
If you don't do him soon
You'll have a heart attack
When he flashes you a look
You wanna burn his books
Give up high school

Well well well well
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