SQUELCH
Ladies, gents!

GANGLE
You, good sir!

FLECK
And you my friend!

ALL
Everyone!
Time for fun!

Starting soon upon our stage
The performance of the age!

SQUELCH
Wonders and astonishments for your delectation

GANGLE
Phantoms and automatons for your fascination

SQUELCH
Plus a finale to sweep you away

SQUELCH/ FLECK
Brought from Paris to perform just one day!

ALL
The beautiful, breathtaking Christine Daae!

FLECK
But first, for those of you whose taste is a little more earth-bound.

SQUELCH
It's Phantasma's famous Ooh-La-La Girl!

GANGLE
The [bad word] 
ALL
Meg Giry!