REPORTER
Hey! have the passengers disembarked yet?

MAN
Yeah! They're going through customs now!

WOMAN
Here [bad word] 

MAN
Hey it's Mrs Aster! Mrs Aster over here!

MRS ASTER
Over there Lucille!

WOMAN
Is that the latest Paris style?

MAN
Look! It's Colonel Vanderbilt!
Thanks Colonel!

REPORTER
Hey Colonel, is Christine Daae still on board?

VANDERBILT
I believe so, young man!

WOMAN
What's she doing?

MAN
Hey! Christine! Where are you? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

MAN2
Look! There she is!

(Various people try to get her attention)

RAOUL
Her name- Her name is Madame de Changy! Stand Aside! [bad word] here! No pictures please! No pictures of the boy!

MAN
Hey Christine! sing something!

MAN2
Your first performance in years, why ain't you singing at the Met?

RAOUL
The Viscountess has been engaged by the well-known impresario, Mr. Oscar Hammerstein, to open his new Manhattan opera house.

MAN
How'd he lure the great Christine Daae over here anyway?

MAN2
Ah, it's the money, right? All that American moolah!

RAOUL
My wife is an artist!

MAN
Yeah and it's her art that's payin off your gambing debts is what they're saying in France!

MAN2
Is it [bad word] you left your entire fortune on a roulette table in Monte Carlo?

RAOUL
Insolent Jackals! How dare you?

REPORTER
Hey kid! How does it feel to have a famous mother?

MAN
It this your first time to America?

MAN2
2 weeks til the opera house opens, what are you gonna do?

MAN3
You gonna go see the statue of Liberty?

MAN4
You gonna ride the new subway?

MAN5
Are you gonna go to the baseball

GUSTAVE
I want to go to Coney Island! And learn how to swim!
Mother look, right over there! Across the square, that carriage!

MAN
Look at that! No Horses!

MAN2
That's the darnedest thing I've ever seen!

WOMAN
How does it work?

GANGLE
Honored friends [bad word] to America!

GANGLE/SQUELCH/FLECK
Take a seat
Rest your feet

SQUELCH
Honored friends
Mr. Hammerstein's expecting you

TRIO
Climb aboard
Fledgling lord

CHRISTINE
Gustave!

RAOUL
Where is Hammerstein?
We were assured he'd be here to greet us in person!

GUSTAVE
Here my dreams can wonder free
Tell me what we're going to see

GANGLE
This way prima donna  
We three will escort you

SQUELCH
We assure Mr. Hammerstein
Sent us to transport you 

RAOUL
I give up! Take us to Hammerstein!

GUSTAVE
Mysteries and melodies
Play inside my mind
Fairy tales and fantasies
Silently unwind

TRIO
Ask no questions
Have no fear
Anything can happen here