DEADPOOOOL
DEADPOOL!
- Holy [bad word]  That was awesome!
DEADPOOL!
- Deadpool!He-hey! You did it buddy! Look i know we've had our differences but-- look i'll admit it. The game rocks! You rock pal!
- Pal!?!?
- And i hate to admit this, but we're actually not that much over budget
I didn't want to tell you before, but now that the game is over...and you know
- Hey, Peter!
- Uh yeah?
- Get your checkbook ready.
(boom sounds)
- No-No! You're going over budget, [bad word] it! You gotta stop!
DEADPOOOOL
DEADPOOL!
- He's mean [bad word] 
- This is my jam.
Be all that you can be, that is what they told me.
Made me all i can be, how they try to mold me
Mix a little bit of the best of the rest
Fight of Weapon X, well we'll se who's next
DEADPOOL!
Can't expect a miracle, bettin' on a devil
I'm your best friend, if you keep my money level
Never without a gun, I don't hardly plan [bad word] out
Survivable plans aren't plans i ever think about
That's right, beeyotch!
And keep those guns clean
Yeah, clean as a whistle!
DEADPOOL!
In the crib!
The crib?
It means domicile
I don't know what that means
Crib.
Yeah... crib
Like... where we live
Who's hungry?
What the [bad word] just happened?
Who wrote this song?
We can sing this [bad word] 
It's clear? Okay!
Deadpoool (x3)
Deadpool!