Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you 
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Nope, I haven't had no dope 
Lift up the velvet rope 
Mr doorman stop teasing 
I'm freezing out here 

See, I've got friends inside 
It's my birthday tonight 
And I'm not wearing trainers 
Not to mention knickers 

It's futile to debate 
With St Peter at the gate 
Made of protein milkshake 
And low carb intake 

'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door 

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you 
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do 

Bouncer, hey bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer 

Bouncer, empowered and aroused 
I see it in your trousers 
And in the way your browse her 
Look she's in! 

WHAT?! Her dress is up to waterline 
That [bad word] is clearly borderline 
Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight 

We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door 

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you 
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do 

Bouncer, hey bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer 

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical 
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical 

So you can play karate 
You thick illiterati 
I'm a black belt in life 
So go home to your ugly wife 

You forgot in your wisdom 
The window to the ladies room 
whole new possibility for a cat like me 

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you 
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do 

Bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer