You're going round the circle
Through another phase
Your temperature rising
You're wining and dining
girl who's half your age
She gives you all the business
She gives to older men
And it's oh so understandable
This ladykiller move
There must be something bottled up
You think you you gotta prove
Cos now that you're a member
Of something on the side

It's number...
 [bad word] One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you control the [bad word] One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you control the itch

To tell the [bad word] you're old enough
To be her dad
She ain't gonna let up
She want's you to set up
cosy little pad
Where she can entertain you
And everything is free
I can tell you always were a sucker
For a pretty face
The nights you're home a romeo'll
Be there to take your place
Cos now that you're a member
Of something on the side

It's number...
 [bad word] 
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you control the [bad word] One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you control the itch

You tell the wife another
Business trip abroad
It's getting to much
You better not touch
What you cannot afford
I know it's monkey business
And I've seen it all before
And I know that you were [bad word] When she told you you're the best
You better believe she's saying the same
To me and all the rest
Cos now that you're a member
Of a little bit on the side

It's number...
 [bad word] 
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you control the [bad word] One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you control the itch