Yo, listen up!
Hap a hello from Ron.
"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song.
Here's a story, in all it's glory, ain't hidin' nothin',
don't know what the [bad word] is, how Ron [bad word] 
Never heard a cat bark, never heard a puppy purr,
'cause my dad's allergic to every kind of fur.
So I searched for hairless pets on the internet,
saw a JPEG of a pink thing, gonna need sunscreen!

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole [bad word] on y'all, let the girlies sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Aha!

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!
Hey wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

I heard Smarty Mart was having a sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
Seemed to me this could be a solution,
the perfect pet for my dad's sensetive constitution.
So the manager came to open the cage. He said:
"You know that pet's hairless."
I said: "I couldn't care less."
Handed him to me and said:
"Be careful, don't drop it, and do you want this cage?"
"No I keep him in my pocket!"

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole [bad word] on y'all, let the girlies sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Hey hey!

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!
I'm gonna buy me, some bling-blings!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Oh can I get a Booyah?
Booyah!

Oh can I get a Booyah?
Booyah!

Look at the camera say "Cheese"!
Smile for the camera say "Cheese"!

We go to Bueno Nacho, Chimorito, and a Naco,
Always grande size it. Why not? I'm buyin'! [bad word] in my pocket.
Can't stop it.
Can't top it.
Don't drop it!
You might just pop it. [bad word] and Ron Stoppable,
with our best friend Kim Possible.
We're not afraid of any attack.
I say "Yo KP, we've got ya back!"

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right it's a Naked Mole [bad word] on ya'll, let the girlies sing!
Listen to Naked Mole Rap!

Uh, uh!

What is that?
Super freaky thing!
Yes that's right it's a Naked Mole Rat! [bad word] on ya'll, let the girlies sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap.
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap.