Sully: If I were a rich man 
with a million or two

Mike: I'd live in a penthouse
in a room with a view

Sully: And if I were handsome.
Mike: No way
Sully: It could happen.
Those dreams [bad word] [bad word] I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you,
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
Wouldn't have nothing...

Mike: Can I tell you something? for years I have envied
Sully: You're green with it.
Mike: Your grace and your charm. Everyone loves you, you know.
Sully: yes I know, I know, I know
Mike: But I must admit it, Big guy you [bad word] through.
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.

Both: You and me together, that's how it always should be.
One with out the other, don't mean nothing to me... nothing to me.

Mike: Yeah I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you to serve.
I'm just a punky little eyeball, and a funky optic nerve.

Hey I never told you this, sometimes I get a little blue.
Sully: Looks good on you.
Mike: But wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.
Sully: Let's dance
Mike: haha

Mike: Look ma I'm dancin'
Will you let me lead?
Look at that it's two big guys alight on their feet.
Don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me
Ow, I should of stretched.

Sully: Yes I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you.
Mike: I know what you mean sully. Because,
Sully: I wouldn't know where to go
Mike: Me too. Because I,
Sully: Wouldn't know what to do.
Mike: Why do you keep singing my part?

Both: I don't have to say it
Sully: Aww...Say it anyway
Mike: Cause we
Both: Both know it's [bad word] I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have... you

Mike: one more time... IT WORKED!!
Sully: I don't have to say it.
Mike: Where'd [bad word] from?
Sully: Cause we both know it's [bad word] 
Mike: Let's take it home big guy.
Both: I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,

Mike: You, you, you
a e i o that means you yeah

* Sully: John Goodman
Mike: Billy Crystal