Mercedes:
And now, the six merry murderesses 
Of the Cook County Jail 
In their rendition of

Brittany: 
Uh uh!

Mercedes:
"The Cell Block Tango"

Tina: 
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Sugar:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Sugar:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Sugar:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Sugar:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina and Santana with Brittany and Sugar:
He had [bad word]  he had [bad word] 
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

Santana:
I betcha you would have done the same

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Sugar:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Brittany:
Squish!

Sugar:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina (Brittany, Santana and Sugar):
(He had [bad word]  You know how people have these little habits (He had [bad word] 
That get you down like Bernie (He only had himself to blame)
Bernie, he likes to chew gum,(If you'd have been there) 
No, not chew, Pop! (If you'd have seen it)
So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated (I betcha you would have done the same)
and I'm looking for a lil' bit of sympathy (He had [bad word] 
And there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, (He had [bad word]  
Drinkin' a beer and chewin' (He only had himself to blame)
No, not chewin', poppin' (If you'd have been there)
So, I said to him, I said (If you'd have seen it)
"You pop that gum one more time" (I betcha you would have done the same)
And he did (He had [bad word] 
So I took the shotgun off the wall (He had [bad word]  
And I fired two warning shots (He only had himself to blame)
Into his head

Tina and Santana with Brittany and Sugar:
He had [bad word]  he had [bad word] 
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same

Sugar (Brittany, Santana and Tina):
(He had [bad word]  I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City (He had [bad word] 
About two years ago, and he told me he was single (He only had himself to blame)
And we hit it off right away (If you'd have been there)
So, we started living together (If you'd have seen it)
He'd go to work, [bad word] home, I'd fix him a drink, and we'd have dinner. (I betcha you would have done the same)
(He had [bad word]  And then I found out, (He had [bad word] 
Single, he told me. Single, my butt! (He only had himself to blame)
Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives (If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it)
One of those Mormons, you know (I betcha you would have done the same)
So that night, when he came home from work (He had [bad word] 
I fixed him his drink (He had [bad word] 
As usual (He only had himself to blame)
You know, some guys just can't hold their [bad word] 

Tina and Santana (Brittany and Sugar):
He had [bad word] (Pop! Six! Squish!), he had [bad word] (Uh-Uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
He took a flower (Pop! Six! Squish!) in its prime (Uh-Uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
And then he used it (Pop!) and he abused it (Six!)
It was a murder (Squish! Uh-Uh! Cicero! Lipschitz) but not a crime