Well, looky what we got here, sister of mine, it's the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair

That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share

Well you've got opportunity
In this [bad word] 
She's shim

She's Sham

We're the world famous Shim Sham sisters
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

Non-pa what?

Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
And that's a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking

More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking.

I doubt that.

So take this opportunity

In this [bad word] 
She's Shim

She's Sham

We're the world famous Shim Sham sisters
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport

I say, our mode of [bad word] 
And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?

Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same

But my sister and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this great new world

And that's opportunity

Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best

The unbelievable

Unimpeachable

Indispensable

I can't believe-able

Shim Sham sisters' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

What d'you say, handsome?

Oh, we got opportunity
In this [bad word] Please Shim, please Sham, help us out of this jam
With your Shim Sham sisters' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Dear stallion, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my sister and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spell-bindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?

Uh, sure, I guess.

Opportunity, in [bad word] 
Ready Shim?

Ready Sham?

Let's bing-bang zam!

Shim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!

Cider, cider, cider, cider...

Watch closely my friends!

The fun begins!

Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-top-notch five-star blow-your-horseshoes-off one-of-a-kind cider!

Feel free to take a sneak peek!

Now wait, you fillies, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I guarantee that what you have there [bad word] For the very most important ingredient
Can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!

Well grandpa, I'm glad you brought that up, I say I'm glad you brought that up
You see that we are very picky when [bad word] to cider if you'll kindly try a cup

Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine lets just the very best
So whaddaya say then, Apples
Care to step into the modern world
And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?

Cider, cider, cider, cider... [Dokud nezačnou Shim a Sham zpívat]

What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!

We're saying you've got

Opportunity
In this [bad word] She's Shim, She's Sham
We're the world famous Shim Sham sisters
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

Yeah!