Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean
Causing [bad word] 
Cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polarbear in a fight
Like an underwater Unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
Their the jedi's of the sea!
They stop Cthuly eating ye!

Narwhals, they are Narwhals, Narwhals!
Just don't let them touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are Narwhals!
Inventors of the Shish kebab!

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean
Causing [bad word] 
Cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polarbear in a fight
Like an underwater Unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
Their the jedi's of the sea!
They stop Cthuly eating ye!

Narwhals, they are Narwhals, Narwhals!
Just don't let them touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are Narwhals!
Inventors of the Shish kebab!