He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the [bad word] games that suck [bad word] 
He'd rather have a buffallo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten [bad word] 
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd