[bad word] yourself with [bad word] hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or [bad word] 
You should [bad word] yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
 [bad word] yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your [bad word] and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
 [bad word] with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
 [bad word] yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of [bad word] #39; [bad word] #39; [bad word] 
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting [bad word] that long
 [bad word] yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, [bad word]  Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and [bad word] yourself silly
 [bad word] yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even [bad word] yourself,
How ya gonna [bad word] somebody else?
 [bad word] yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if [bad word]  but
Don't get your [bad word] on my microphone
 [bad word] yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be [bad word] #39; them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist [bad word] 
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my [bad word] and take all day
 [bad word] your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
 [bad word] yourself with this [bad word] rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
 [bad word] down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... [bad word] you!
 [bad word] yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of [bad word] #39; posers
 [bad word] yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up [bad word] 
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
 [bad word] yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
 [bad word] yourself 'til you're blue in the face
 [bad word] yourself with your [bad word] tax
They're [bad word] you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been [bad word] by the government
 [bad word] yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting [bad word] in the end
I have been so [bad word] by legal bills
that my [bad word] is the size of Beverly Hills
 [bad word] yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just [bad word] yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
 [bad word] yourself with your face