Verse 1-- 

When you text that special lady and you're texting all day 
Can't tell if this girl digs you and its making you go cray [bad word] out of cliches, don't know what you're gonna say 
You'd like to eat her fish fillet but does she like you in that way? 
You told that pretty girl that she's the apple of your eye 
But twenty minutes have gone by and she has not replied 
Does she hate me? Wanna date me? Do you think she will fellate me? 
I'm out of ideas and its getting irritating 

Pre [bad word] - 

When you're texting with a lady and you want her in your life 
Send a simple message and that [bad word] will be your wife 
 [bad word] - 

Send that [bad word] a smiley face 
cause [bad word] love smileys faces 
Send that [bad word] a smiley face  [bad word] love smileys faces 
Send that [bad word] a smiley, why? 
They love my smileys faces 
Cover all your bases 
And send that [bad word] some smiley faces. 

Verse 2-- 

So you sent that [bad word] smiley face and things are heating up 
If you want to show some interest one smileys not enough 
If you ask if she's a Capricorn, a pisces or a cancer 
Have a smiley ready and beware the one word answer 
The power of the smiley dates back to many years 
Even used by Will Shakespeare, romantic pioneer 
Keep emoticons flowin' soon you'll have her mystified 
If you're feelin' kinda frisky send a "hey" with seven y's 

Pre [bad word] - 

When your texting with a lady and there's nothing left to say 
colon and a bracket will blow that [bad word] away 
 [bad word] - 

Send that [bad word] a smiley face 
cause [bad word] love smileys faces 
Send that [bad word] a smiley face  [bad word] love smileys faces 
Send that [bad word] a smiley, why? 
They love my smileys faces 
Cover all your bases 
And send that [bad word] some smiley faces. 

Bridge-- 

There's something bout a smiley face which makes a [bad word] feel good 
You'll be getting with the ladies like you thought you never could 
The limit is the sky when you're the coolest guy 
But depending on your carrier some charges may apply 
 [bad word] - 

Send that [bad word] a smiley face 
cause [bad word] love smileys faces 
Send that [bad word] a smiley face  [bad word] love smileys faces 
Send that [bad word] a smiley, why? 
They love my smileys faces 
Cover all your bases 
And send that [bad word] some smiley faces. 

Send that [bad word] a smiley face 
Send that [bad word] some smiley faces 
Some smiley faces 
Send that [bad word] a smiley face 

Oh and you probably shouldn't call her a [bad word]