"My First Single"

 Ohh!
 Yeah!
 So much for first single on this one

[Verse 1]
 Shady's the label
 Aftermath is the stable
 That the [bad word] out erra
 Of course we're about to stir up
 Some [bad word] thick as Mrs Buttersworth's [bad word] 
 It's the Mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
 Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
 Cause he was was his biggest fan, he used to be Superman
 Now we're pouring liquor on the curb in his name for him
 Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
 [bad word] I'm kicking your [bad word] for everything you've ever said
 It's one for the money two for the [bad word] show
 Ready get set, let's go
 [bad word] the bucking bronco stomping and stampeding up the [bad word] street
 Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
 So look out below, Geronimo, [bad word] is dominos
 I'm on a roll, around and around I go
 When will I stop? I don't know
 Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
 But I know anything's possible
 Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
 I'm at the top of my game
 That [bad word] is not gonna change
 Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
 I'll get away with murder
 I'm like O.J. he's like my Cochran today
 We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes
 In a safe, locked them away
 Better watch what you say
 Just when you thought you were safe
 Them [bad word] got you on tape
 You swear to god you was playing
 Whether or not you was little Joshua
 Gosh I wish I could've told you to not do the same
 Cause one day it could cost you your name

 [bad word] 
 And this was supposed to be my first single
 But I just [bad word] that up so,
 [bad word] it, let's all have fun let's mingle
 Slap a [bad word] and smack a ho
 This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
 That you hear on your radio
 But [bad word] #39;s about to hit the shingle
 Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
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 erra Oh Ah
 erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
 Oh Ah Oh Ah
 Oh Ah Oh Ah
 Poo Poo Ca Ca

[Verse 2]
 Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
 And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked
 chicka chicka chicka ..
 Janean just turned 16 and used a fake id
 To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
 Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
 Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free
 Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
 Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
 Hickory [bad word] Dirk Diggler
 Look at me work wizardry with these words
 I a jerk or just jerk chicken
 Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
 22 jerks and a jerk circle
 Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
 What am I saying, allow me [bad word] it back and rewind it
 rrrbb lemme ask you again
 I just jerkin the chain
 I bizerk or insane
 Or am I just one of them [bad word] amateurs
 Working the [bad word] camera filming one of them
 Paris Hilton home made pornos
 Who keeps tilting the lens at an angle
 Chicka Chicka
 Just recently somebody just discovered
 Britney and Justin videotapes of them [bad word] 
 When they were just musketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
 And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
 Cause they could've sworn someone said Nuh-
 And then tried to erase and record over it
 But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
 Ga-Uh and then [bad word] to find out it was Justin
 Saying "I'm [bad word] #33;"
 And this was suppose to be

 [bad word] 
 supposed to be my first single
 But I just [bad word] that up so,
 [bad word] it, let's all have fun let's mingle
 Slap a [bad word] and smack a ho
 This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
 That you hear on your radio
 But [bad word] #39;s about to hit the shingle
 Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
 erra Oh Ah
 erra Oh Ah
 erra Oh Ah