I'll start this off without any words 
I got so high that I scratched 'till I bled 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
The finest day that I ever had 
Was when I learned to cry [bad word] 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

I'm on a plain 
I [bad word] 
I'm on a plain 

My mother died every night 
It's safe to say, don't quote me on that 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
The black sheep got blackmailed again 
Forgot to put on the zip code 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

I'm on a plain 
I [bad word] 
I'm on a plain 

Somewhere I have heard this before 
In a dream of memory restored (Alt: In a dream my memory has stored)
As a defense I'm neutered and spayed 
What the [bad word] am I trying to say? 
It is now time to make it unclear 
To write off lines that don't make sense 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
And one more special message to go 
And then I'm done, then I can go home 
I love myself better than you 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

(x5) 
I'm on a plain 
I [bad word]