Ooooh, captain's life seems elegant With far more booze than regiment. He's required to provide For all the crew aboard.
 
When provisions [bad word] short, And if the ship is far from port, The Cap himself must sacrifice For all the crew aboard.
 
There's [bad word] in the captain's barrel. [bad word] on the captain's table, [bad word] in the captain's crew, So buy the [bad word] 
  [bad word] in the captain's barrel. [bad word] on the captain's table, [bad word] in the captain's crew, So buy the [bad word] 
 
He opens up his lighter, fair, And from his barrels he must prepare. ?The Tuxican? sold the finest salt For all the crew aboard.
 
But when provisions [bad word] short, And if the ship is far from port, The Cap himself must sacrifice For all the crew aboard.
  [bad word] in the captain's barrel. [bad word] on the captain's table, [bad word] in the captain's crew, So buy the [bad word] 
  [bad word] in the captain's barrel. [bad word] on the captain's table, [bad word] in the captain's crew, So buy the [bad word] 
 
What should we do with the [bad word] sailor? What should we do with the [bad word] sailor? What should we do with the [bad word] sailor high in the morning?