[bad word] out as a Mage
The Templars don’t seem to mind
You’d think they would at this stage
But apparently not..

It started out with a blight
An ogre picking a fight
It was only a Blight
It was only a Blight

No one’s noticed my staff
And I don’t mean to brag
But I’m healing you all
While Anders’ being a drag
I can make you explode
I can set you on fire
Turn you into a toad
But I can’t open this chest now
Casting Winter’s Grasp now
MAKER NOOOO

The Arishock is killing me
I’ve been here hours

Jealousy
Cause of Carver rivalry
Wish I could save Bethany
At least she didn’t [bad word] at me
But it’s just a price I pay
Blood Magic is calling me
Open up my eager veins
Because I picked a Hawke Mage..

And immediately regretted the decision.