(shorty) 
Aww [bad word] 
Get your towels ready it's about to go down 
(yeah yeah yeah, shorty) 
Everybody in the place hit the [bad word] deck, but stay on your [bad word] toes  [bad word] this, let's go 

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) 
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) 
Everybody look at me cuz I'm sailing on a boat 
(sailing on a boat) 
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) 
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) 
Take a good hard look at the [bad word] boat 
(yeah) 

I'm on a boat, [bad word] 
Take a look at me 
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea 
(yeah yeah yeah) 
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat 
You can't stop me [bad word] 
Cuz I'm on a boat 

Take a picture, trick (trick) 
I'm on a boat, [bad word]  [bad word]  
We're drinking Santana champ' 
Cuz it's so crisp (crisp) 
I got my swim [bad word] and my flippy floppies 
I'm flipping burgers you at Kinkos 
Straight flipping copies 

I'm riding on a dolphin 
Doing flips and [bad word] 
The dolphin splashing 
Getting everybody all wet 
(whohohh, yeah yeah) 
But this ain't Sea World 
This is real as it gets 
I'm on a boat [bad word] 
Don't you ever forget 

I'm on a boat and 
It's going fast and 
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan 
I'm the king of the world 

On a boat like Leo 
If you on the shore 
Then you sure not me-o 

Get the [bad word] up 
This boat is REAL 
 [bad word] land I'm on a boat, [bad word] 
 [bad word]   [bad word] trees, I climb buoys, [bad word] 
 [bad word]  
I'm on the deck with my boys, [bad word] 
The boat engine make noise, [bad word] 

Hey ma, if you could see me now 
(see me now) 
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow 
(starboard bow) 
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow 
Like Kevin Garnett: 
"Anything is possible!" 

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat 
It's a big blue watery road (yeahh) 
Poseidon, look at me Ohhhooohhoo 
Never thought I'd see the day 
When a big [bad word] my way 
And believe me when I say 
I [bad word] a mermaid 

I'm on a boat 
I'm on a boat 
Everybody look at me cuz I'm sailing on a boat 
I'm on a boat 
I'm on a boat 
Take a good hard look at the [bad word] boat 

(sh-sh-shaw, sh-sh-shaw, sh-sh-shaw, shawty, shawty 
yeah yeah yeah)