I'm a textbook with words you'll never understand
I'm a homework assignment that you can't hand it
'Cos you're embarassed of the spots where your tears landed
You stayed up all night but still [bad word] it

I'm a problem so tricky that you slit your wrists
Everyone looks icky standing next to this
Hopefully you're not picky 'cos you'll never hit
You better hit Wikipedia and study quick

I'M LIKE CALCULUS; YOU NEED LOT OF CLASS FOR THIS
I'M LIKE CALCULUS, BUT I DON'T HAVE LIMIT, [bad word] I'M LIKE CALCULUS; THESE [bad word] ARE MY DERIVATIVES
THERE'S NO SOLVING THIS, I'M LIKE CALCULUS!

It takes a little more than a rocket scientist
Or a state-certified psychiatrist
To even start to get close to the bottom of this
It takes a very special certain type of specialist

I'm a textbook with words you'll never understand
I'm a homework assignment that you can't hand it
'Cos you're embarassed of the spots where your tears landed
You stayed up all night but still [bad word] it

I'M LIKE CALCULUS; YOU NEED LOT OF CLASS FOR THIS
I'M LIKE CALCULUS, BUT I DON'T HAVE LIMIT, [bad word] I'M LIKE CALCULUS; THESE [bad word] ARE MY DERIVATIVES
THERE'S NO SOLVING THIS, I'M LIKE CALCULUS!