I am Cow, hear me moo 
I weigh twice as much as you 
And I look good on the barbecue 
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's 
Made from liquid from my udders 
I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo) 

I am Cow, eating grass 
Methane [bad word] out my [bad word] 
And out my muzzle when I belch 
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner 
From the [bad word] of my dinner 
I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas 

I am Cow, here I stand 
Far and wide upon this land 
And I am living everywhere 
From B.C. to Newfoundland 
You can squeeze my teats by hand 
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow 
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!