See the bird on the barstool looking for a jerk
If she likes the way he looks she'll put his [bad word] to work
And you know she's been all around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my [bad word]  [bad word] Loves my [bad word] She loves my [bad word] Loves my [bad word] She loves my [bad word] 
Ain't no need to change it, that's just the way it is
Gotto find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jiz
And you know she's been around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my [bad word]  [bad word] 
There's as many hands on her as the [bad word] on the door
She's such a pretty pretty pretty pretty prrrretty pretty little [bad word] To get my [bad word] she'd walk through the flames of [bad word] Cause I can always tell when [bad word] I can always tell
 [bad word]