Maybe I should be glad
To be cowboy hat clad
And succumb to a fad
Of sipping Aperol sours

Then maybe I could marry,
An incestuous hick
And pose with his pseudo asthmatic
Poodle in Hello magazine

I could instead have a go
On a prime time game show,
Win a trip on a [bad word] ship
Plus a kettle made in Korea

Or even I suppose,
Find a family of Eskimos,
Who’d adopt me
And teach me to fish

Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish………

Perhaps quite simply acquire
higher purchased Honda,
plus a best mate called Ronda,
And drive of the end of a cliff.