I know what you are thinking, youre thinking this is a song,
well I guess ill just have to show ya exactly where you are wrong

why arent ya hearin the cheese, why arent ya feelin the ham,
if you dont listen youll miss it, you dont understand
i will explain it all once, i can explain it all twice
to make it clear to your brain untill your taking a bite

it couldnt be a dam cause it doesnt have a beaver
its not the DMV cause it doesnt make you wait
it couldnt be a taco cause it isnt very [bad word] 
it couldnt be an olson cause it isnt marry kate
it cant be dirty dancing cause it doesnt make you vomit
it couldnt be an iron cause it doesnt burn your face
it couldnt be [bad word] cambell cause it isnt freakin awesome
it couldnt be a keyboard cause it doesnt have a space...bar

because, this is not a song its a sandwich
what would make you think otherwise
this is not a song its a sandwich
now no more of your vile filthy lies

this is a song. NO ITS SANDWICH!
uhh, but its a song. NO ITS SANDWICH!

so what are you thinking,
still think this isa song?
do you require more proof?
do you enjoy being wrong?

why arent you hearing the meat
why arent you feeling the bread
if you dont listen youll miss it
youre making me sad
i will explain it all once
i can explain it all twice
and then again and again untill youre takin a bite

it couldnt be a chick cause it doesnt want to marry
it cant be windows vista cause it doesnt suck enough
it couldnt be a boob cause it isnt very squishy
it couldnt be a beer cause it isnt good and stuff
it couldnt be a tub cause it doesnt have a ducky
it couldnt be a stoner cause it doesnt have a joint
it couldnt be an egg cause there is no easter bunny
it couldnt be a song cause it doesnt have a point

because, this is not a song its a sandwich
what would make you think otherwise
this is not a song its a sandwich,
its really just a hogie in disguise

I'm pretty sure this is a song. NO ITS SANDWICH!
sooong! SANDWICH!
SOOOONG!!! SANDWICH!
Jesus dude, what is wrong with you!? NO ITS SANDWICH!

lettuce bacon mayo tomato cheese olives onion frog tuna turkey peppers salami noodles pizza tires crowbars

you bought or stole this dumb cd now you are suffering
driving home, working out, or at your job
at your house or wherever, on your ipod