Where have you been?
Where have you gone?
And have I done something wrong?
You're the Tooth Fairy
You're like Santa Claus
You're like white noise
When I want my favorite song

 [bad word] on back
 [bad word] on home
It ain't super smart to leave me alone
Light a flare, pick up the phone
I'm like a stoner babe without my bong

Are you hiding in the closet?
Are you underneath the bed?
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?
 [bad word] you're not here?
Should I worry you've been bitten?
Or somebody got you high?
 [bad word] back
Or I might just die
 [bad word] you're not here?

I've heard [bad word] 
About another girl
I heard she's cute
But she stores nuts like a squirrel
And that's all cool
I'll wait right here
'Til you get bored
And she gets carded for beer

I'm the one
I'm just that slick
You won't find better
I'm honey dipped
There ain't a thing
That's fake on me
I miss you baby [bad word] home to me

Are you hiding in the closet?
Are you underneath the bed?
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?
 [bad word] you're not here?
Should I worry you've been bitten?
Or somebody got you high?
 [bad word] back
Or I might just die
 [bad word] you're not here?

Has anyone seen?
Has anyone seen?
Has anyone seen why he's hiding from me?
Can anyone see?
Can anyone see?
Can anyone see let's play hide and seek

Are you hiding in the closet?
Are you underneath the bed?
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?
 [bad word] you're not here?
Should I worry you've been bitten?
Or somebody got you high?
 [bad word] back
Or I might just die
 [bad word] back
Or I might just die