Brothers, never discount a Tuesday
 You’d better spring for a good hotel
 You got to keep the talent starry eyed
 if you wanna keep ringin’ those bells

 It ain’t no theory, it’s the law, boy
 And while the dabblers keep douchin’ around
 Old Eisenhower’s got his candles lit
 a couple hours a’fore he rolls into town

 I roll right into town
 I roll right into town

 Hallelujah! (4x)

 If you spend too much time chewin’ bubblegum
 you’re apt to spoil the old appetite
 Well I just reach in the hole of my enthusiastic soul
 and show ‘em why they call me the creep

 How’s about a little camp fire, ladies?
 What say we sing a few songs?
 We got music and mirth and we got peace on this earth
 and I’m certain we all can get along

We all can get along
we all can get along
we all can get along

 Cynthia and Jerry has a message they‘re sayin’
 All of you squares go home
 I say [bad word]  I’m the luckiest man [bad word] on and all sing along

 Hallelujah! (20x)