Dear Miley
My name's Daniel (hi)
I've never really been a big fan of yours
I'm a musician too - amateur
But anyway
Let me tell you what I am here for
You want to take a hammer to Hannah Montana
And vanish her
That is a plan I would have as your manager
But the manner that you're handling
It's going to damage you
Never underestimate the power of the camera

[Hook 1, spoken] [x2]
Miley, you've got nothing to prove
But you're behaving in a way
That says you've nothing to lose

[Hook 1, sung] [x2]
Miley, you've got nothing to prove
But you're behaving in a way
That says you've nothing to lose

Yeah, I know girls just want to have fun
But Cyndi Lauper never flaunted her bum much
See, you're in a funny position
Every time you speak, young girls listen
They want to be like you, different
So they copy your moves and lose innocence
I tried twerking, it wasn't working
My balls kept slapping my thighs and it was hurting
There are blurred lines between empowerment
And the first time people seeing
Down the front of your dress
Not to mention the rest
Sometimes being censored is best
This is just a guess
But I'm sensing there's stress
You're either a diva or sensitive mess

[Hook 1, spoken] [x1]
[Hook 2, sung] [x2]

My God, have you heard what she's done?
(What now?)
I don't know, but I bet her tongue popped out
One day when the cheeks of your bum drop down
You'll have nothing left but your lungs
And a hot sound
Right now you've got pop locked down [bad word] middle age you'll be washed out
I don't want to hear you've lost out
For some quick dollars
The way the industry's treating people
It's [bad word] I see the wrecking ball as a metaphor
For what could happen to you during the menopause
When applause dies out there is then a pause
And then you wonder what you acted
Like a lemon for

[Hook 2, sung]
Sinéad O'Connor
She ain't your momma
But she doesn't deserve
To have the [bad word] taken of her

See me, I'm really pretty good with words but
I managed this without ripping my shirt off
I've tried a few stunts but not this
How seriously can you take me when I'm topless?
Mmm, yeah I like it
I'm better at music now
How else could I act for additional hits?
I could hold up a cat while I jiggle my [bad word] Look at my boobies
Look at my boobies
You'll see a heart
If you look straight through these
This isn't the movies or Looney Tunes
We are stuck with decision
That we choose in our youth, see
Look at me, man
I'm standing in my pants
Don't I look silly when I'm doing this dance
And I pull a face as if I'm pooing my pants
I want a long-term career
But [bad word] the chance

[Hook 1, sung]

Of course, you're under no obligation
To pay any attention to those observations
But living a life with no moderation
Will lead to a load [bad word]