[Lonely Island:]
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now, baby, roll with us,
Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
Rollin up
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up yeah
Black card at the bar like I gives a [bad word] [bad word] on
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, [bad word] the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
Yeah yeah
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock,
You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow,
Pirate so brave on the seven seas
What?
mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
Kiera Knightly [bad word] ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
Jack Sparrow
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya take you home and [bad word] you twice guy"
Yeah yeah!
All dressed up with nowhere [bad word] 
And now I make you feel crazy with the...
Now back to the good part:
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure
Nooo
Old captain Jack giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
(yeah...uh huh)
The jester of Tortuga
(oh God)
But is Davy Jones' locker what lies in store?
Yeah, we've seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air and say [bad word] [bad word] on
Captain Jack
What?
Johnney Depp
No
From the front to the back say we count [bad word] on
Davy Jones
Nope
Giant squid
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

Roger then let me try it with another film
Wait

[Michael Bolton:]
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump
(Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all of my love [bad word] on!)
Ok then I'm a legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name
(Nooo, God)
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin mountains of cocaine
(close enough)
You [bad word] wanna play rough? Ok, I'm reloaded

This is the tale of Tony Montanya
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts
(Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted
This whole town's a [bad word] just waiting to get [bad word] 
[Lonely Island:]
Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
[Michael Bolton:] [bad word] me!
[Lonely Island:]
Yup, yeah, ok....<