My mother was a prostitute 
My father was a thief 
My auntie ran a brothel 
It gave cheap relief 
Crime, crime 
Crime doesn't pay 

And my sister worked in peep shows 
Carrots between cheeks 
My brother pimped for call girls 
Fostered their deceits 
Crime, crime doesn't pay 
Except when the debt collector needs to be paid 

My nephew was a rent boy 
Dress-sense made me weep 
And my niece clipped in Soho 
Her lies defied belief 
Crime, crime, crime doesn't pay 
Except when the debt collector needs to be paid 
Crime, crime, crime doesn't pay 
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